You got in. Now here’s what to eat 🍴🔥 -

You got in. Now here’s what to eat 🍴🔥

By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58, 10/11/2025 10:31 am

That moment when you finally land the table — and realize the real move is knowing what to order.

🍝 Carbone London = spicy rigatoni. Non-negotiable.
🍣 Nobu Malibu = yellowtail jalapeño + miso cod. Essential.
🥩 The Bazaar by José Andrés Washington = cotton-candy foie gras. Wild, but unforgettable.
🥙 Berenjak London = black hummus. The dish everyone talks about.
🥧 Steve & Cookie's By the Bay Margate City = the blueberry pie. Thank me later.

💭 Almost forgot — the agnolotti at Sunny’s Steakhouse.
Custom Concierge Requests — anywhere in the world. 🌎

✨ Watching your figure? I’ll help you pick the healthiest indulgences.
✨ Dietary restrictions? (Kosher, gluten-free, vegetarian) — I’ll tailor recs for you.

💫 Hire me 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 — I get you in, then help you order with confidence (menu guidance is complimentary).

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Reply from 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 (10/11/2025 10:33 am)

Who else overanalyzes the menu before every reservation? 😅

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By 🥷🏻 @ColorfulRod45 (10/11/2025 10:46 am)

Tell me about it. When I m at dinner with my wife at the same restaurant we've been to a hundred times - she never gets tired of reading the entire menu from top to bottom again - only to order the exact same thing as always :-P

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By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 (10/14/2025 7:44 pm)

SAME 😩 and the second you stray from your usual order, regret hits before the plate even lands. Your wife’s strategy might just be the smartest one 😆

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By 🥷🏻 @ColorfulRod45 (10/14/2025 10:04 pm)

hahaahahah i swear, I always tell her - no honey, you won't like it, 'no it sounds fun' once the plate arrives, the wife is like 🫣 ... 🫳🍝

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Reply from 👻 @CoolestCough45 (10/15/2025 2:24 pm)

Yum! Best meals

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