👀 Are You a Stalker?

By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow, 10/24/2025 9:09 am

You didn’t hear it from me… but some tables come with a side of paparazzi.

Because some reservations aren’t about the food — they’re about the view. 👀

Here’s where “casually running into” someone famous starts to feel a little too well-timed:

🎬 Chateau Marmont Restaurant Los Angeles — Leonardo DiCaprio, Miley Cyrus, Kirsten Dunst. Order a martini and pretend you didn’t just make eye contact.
🌊 Nobu Malibu — Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian. The entire Pacific has seen this guest list.
🥂 The Grill — 🗽Anna Wintour, Jay-Z, and the occasional “is that…?” moment. Dress like you didn’t try — and absolutely did.
🍝 Carbone — 🗽Drake, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, and that one influencer who swears they’re friends with the owner.
🕯️ Cecconi’s — 🌴Kendall Jenner, David Beckham, Jeff Bezos — proof that wealth loves candlelight.
💎 Aurora Capri — 🇮🇹 Beyoncé, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez. The pasta glitters almost as much as the clientele. Order the pizza all’Acqua and act natural.
🌹 Hôtel Costes Restaurant Paris —🇫🇷 A-list meets after dark. Think rosé, whispers, and sunglasses indoors.
🔥 Hakkasan Mayfair London — 🇬🇧Will Smith, Kanye West, Rihanna — where dim sum meets diamond-level discretion.

💋 Final Tip:
If you see someone you recognize, look away first — power moves only.
And if they look back? Game on.

✨ Insider Tip: Go midweek — fame hates a crowd.

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